Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Damn victory sex feels great
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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