They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.