so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?