Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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