i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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