It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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