Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
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I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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