Have you finally orgasmed yet?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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