Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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