Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
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