Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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