Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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