I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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