I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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