the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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