Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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