remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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