Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
A bitchslap is in order.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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