Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
