capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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