He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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