Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is classic penis vs brain.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize