would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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