Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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