it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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