is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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