And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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