All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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