There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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