Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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