While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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