I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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