So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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