I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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