we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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