So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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