my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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