official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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