butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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