I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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