I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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