i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
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Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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