I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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