hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Randomize
