She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
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THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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