you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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