Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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