He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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