It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
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stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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