so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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