Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
The struggles of a small town man whore
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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