It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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