He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
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Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
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Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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