I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Randomize
