he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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