There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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