She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
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I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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