Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
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So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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