I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
and you fell through a lawn chair
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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