What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
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oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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