Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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